Day 2: All of them

The wife is shivering in bed in between breaks for vomiting. Sort of killed any time I might have had to put together something lengthy and complete. So this is what happened.

It's supposed to be funny, inasmuch as the listener hears the first lines and then is waiting for more, but that's it. 

"I really can't elaborate further on the topic, that pretty much says it."

Everything sounds better when you use a preamp. Mine is an ultra-cheap ART unit with a 12AX7 tube in it. 

My ultra-cheap A/D converter, on the other hand, buzzes something awful. I promise not to use it again.

Recording techniques for these first two tunes:

1. Place mic near guitar. Press record. Mic: Sennheiser e609. Guitar: Epiphone Masterbilt something-or-other. 

2. Aim mic at face. Sing.